Tina and Bailey

I have two kids Tina and Bailey

They are adults but acting so silly.

They drive me nuts

I try to not sound crazy

It's true if I had hair

It would be frizzy.

I get so angry, I could beat them up

But I get scared... they may charge me

or hang me up.

I don’t know

This young generation

If they are maniacs or sick

I don’t want to fight

Yet, they think me a freak

Yesterday I decided to beat them up

But today I said forget it

I just give up

I want or don’t want, they are there

There is no choice, I am their father

I said maybe I go talk to their mother

Well instead I put a note in my reminder

Forget it, I can’t wait that long

I have to let them know they are so wrong

But who I am talking to, to the wall?

They don’t understand why I have to call.

Forget it Micco, why you don’t Back off

What's happening to you?

You know, they know,

You are fucked up.

Behzad.